keep calm and funny

Where I come to watch free porn and look at pokemon pics

“Everyone sees what you appear to be; few really know who you are.”

—   Niccolò Machiavelli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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…all the lonely people, where do they all come from

walkingwhiteknife:

John? Eleanor?

earthjadite:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Badassness

earthjadite:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Badassness

I have a lot of friends that share whatever they like with me. But often I can’t share the things I like with ppl because they either find it repulsive or it’s just not their thing. I respect that. But it also makes me feel lonely

earthjadite:

I can’t maintain any form of relationship because I’m easily annoyed and just not a people-person.

I’m becoming increasingly ok with that.

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry
curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via howaboutnotnow)